Anomalous Evolution

Paper Plane Pilots

I am, 
a rocket ship in 
reverse position,

the cricket chirp 
in a worship service
of mean spirited wisdom.

I am,
the warm breath
tickling bearded necks
and the cold they hold
as fugitives,

the soft kiss
on barren cliffs
of lust, musket powder, and universal distrust.

I am,
the grain of sand playing
whack-a-mole with stars and their 
love-siphoned dunes of land,

the speck of dirt 
in bespectacled eyes
forcing hegemony from the hands
of titled slips of cubicle paper
granted authority despite their origins as primordial forest vapor.

I am,
the tank of gas
inching towards final destinations
of decomposition and the spacial gaps
between empty re inscription and math,

the booming shout of complacence
followed by agents of productivity
and lack of patience;
the need-it-all fire of conspiracies
toppling the stilt-laden havens of free masons and hatred.

I am,
at war
for such a long time.

The mind…

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Matt Mullenweg’s Penis Insults My Intelligence

Bumblepuppies

Anyone who blogs on WordPress or knows people who blog on WordPress or lives within earshot of people who blog on WordPress probably heard the furor about all the changes that were recently made to the notorious blogging platform.  I’m more okay with the changes than a lot of people are.  In fact, I’d like to write Matt Mullenweg (the head CEO guy) a thank you note.

This guy is the object of everyone's love as of late.  (Photo credit: Ronny Siegel) This guy is the object of everyone’s love as of late. (Photo credit: Ronny Siegel)

Dear Mr. Mullenweg,

Thank you for the numerous upgrades to WordPress.  As a Ph.D., I can cheerfully inform you that your actions have provided important psychological insights into the internet age.  We can now conclude with 98% certainty that the length of a scroll bar is inversely proportional to the size of its developer’s penis.  Furthermore, we would also like to thank you for not incorporating a…

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An Open Letter To WordPress

I agree with Goldfish. The WP changes need to stop. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Reblog this.

Fish Of Gold

Dear WordPress.com,

I am loath to write yet another letter to you, since I typically prefer to spend my time writing actual blog posts, but I’ve been bitching on Twitter and in your forums to no avail, so maybe you’ll pay attention to a blog post. It’s not likely, but hey, you never know.

Please, stop. Just put down whatever you’re working on and stop with the futzing. You have been tinkering under my hood long enough and you know what? None of the “improvements” you’ve made are actually improvements.

Below, you will find explanations as to why your improvements aren’t improvements sorted conveniently by feature.

Post Editor

Let’s talk about this “Beep beep boop” post editor nightmare with less than half the functionality of the old editor. Thankfully, you haven’t taken away the old editor yet. However, I fully expect that one day, I will go to write a…

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Save HarsH ReaLiTy!!

Linda G. Hill

No one likes spam. In internet terms (as opposed to the stuff you find on the grocery store shelf) it’s the bane of our existence. Its sole purpose is to get our attention and once it does, it either begs us to buy something or gives us something we would never pay for – something like a virus.

Then there is the exception to the rule. In fact, there is only one exception that I’ve found in over a decade of browsing the web. It may have seemed like a “spam follow” at the start, but when I followed the cookie-crumb trail that led me back to its source, it ended up benefiting me beyond my wildest dreams: it was HarsH ReaLiTy.

Jason, also known as Opinionated Man, has a huge (over 50,000 blog, twitter, and Facebook combined) following on his blog, HarsH ReaLiTy. His passion for connecting with other…

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